Garden gnomes banned from church cemetery because they are 'unnatural creatures'

NOV

2008

Since gnomes don’t actually exist, the Church has banned them from the cemetery. Oh, irony! You’ve never had a better friend than religion.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3439588/Garden-gnomes-banned-from-church-cemetery-because-they-are-unnatural-creatures.html

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