Humor
Garden gnomes banned from church cemetery because they are 'unnatural creatures'
NOV
12
(via Pharyngula)
Spam subjects & first lines: 19 August 2008
AUG
19
- Satisfy her with your giant
- Oyster Perpetual Cosmograph Daytona
- Barack Obama the long lost nephew of Robert Mugabe
- But it should prompt frank discussion about nutrition
- Paris Hilton Infested With Cockroaches
- BREAKING NEWS: nazi Toddlers Ruined My Birthday
Spam subjects & first lines: 3 August 2008
AUG
03
- Finest danny offer
- Statue of liberty to return to France
- Try also encounters each time new unforgettable impressions
- Britney loses ear in freak accident
- Man wakes up to find mouth sewn shut
- Missed you, Wilbur
It's Called Queening
JUL
14
Bishops can move diagonally, but if they touch a pawn, the pawn’s not allowed to tell. But suddenly the pawn doesn’t do as well in school.
